AI WON’T STEAL YOUR JOB. IT’LL STEAL YOUR WALLS
How we train algorithms to predict which bricks get respect.
ChatGPT writes lazy tweets. We train AI to find walls where your poster won’t just survive—it’ll evolve. Our tools:
CRIME MAPS + GRAFFITI DATABASES = PASTE PROPHECY
We cross-reference:
- Police patrol GPS heat maps
- Buffing crew schedules
- Street artist turf boundaries
To pinpoint walls with “high cultural yield.”
THE MIAMI PROOF:
- AI Prediction: “NW 25th St wall gets tagged every 9 days. Ideal for rapid meme propagation.”
- Result: Client’s poster absorbed into local rapper’s album cover in 72 hours.
WHY REAL VANDALS > AI “CREATORS”
- AI can’t outrun security
- AI doesn’t know which glue works in humidity
- AI never got fined for “aesthetic crimes” (a badge of honor)
July 15, 2025
in StreetPoster
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