DONUT SLEEP.
(But do nap.)”

This illegal pastry manifesto hijacked lunch breaks at 6th & 45th with a single question: What’s sweeter—sugar or subversion? Glazed anarchists and cops alike stopped to stare. Mission accomplished.

Tactics:

Wheat-paste ambush at peak foot traffic

Zen-baiting with minimalist absurdity

Guerrilla dessert warfare (no sprinkles harmed)

“The most delicious mindfuck on our route last spring. 10/10 would vandalize again.”