“HOUSTON, WE HAVE A POSTER PROBLEM.”

The block woke up looking like a ransom note written by a street sign factory. Mott St never stood a chance.

Forensic Breakdown:

Weaponized Repetition: 14 identical wheat-paste impacts in 200 ft

Stealth Aesthetic: Dawn ops, no witnesses (except the bodega cat)

Psychological Payload: “Was this always here?” gaslighting achieved

“Our most elegant mind grenade to date – like if a government psyop loved typography.”